tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62938024725849388112024-03-04T20:56:29.647-08:00Ravings of a hot dog!Is it okay to play with your weiner everyday?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6293802472584938811.post-4193246138363213482009-01-30T00:06:00.000-08:002009-01-30T00:25:22.344-08:00God created the Dachshund<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIukZBSReOipUA4UCG37YIBHsNk9rlaXFJ5bMR8u_rlHO7eEh6t9RCZ1gfFNA1aJjX790ESTsNd3Ee6y1iuiIGQHl07CCJzqD6IKg18EAHnG5Md50Oj_fF2V7II2Ic-Vhp-sf5EN2Kzr8-/s1600-h/Picture+110.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 266px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296997444947329986" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIukZBSReOipUA4UCG37YIBHsNk9rlaXFJ5bMR8u_rlHO7eEh6t9RCZ1gfFNA1aJjX790ESTsNd3Ee6y1iuiIGQHl07CCJzqD6IKg18EAHnG5Md50Oj_fF2V7II2Ic-Vhp-sf5EN2Kzr8-/s400/Picture+110.jpg" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">On the first day of creation,</span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">God Created the Dachshund.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">On the second day of creation,</span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">God created man to serve the dachshund.</span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">On the third day,</span></div><div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">God created the animals of earth to serve as entertainment and possible food for the Dachshund.</span></div><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:180%;">On the forth day,<br />God created honest toil so the man could labour for the good of the Dachshund.<br />On the fifth day,<br />God created the tennis ball and the squeekie loofa so that the Dachshund might or might not fetch it.<br />On the sixth day,<br />God crated Veterinary science to keep the dachshund healthy and the man broke.<br />On the seventh day,<br />God wanted to rest, but he had to take the Dachshund out for a walk.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0