Friday, January 30, 2009

God created the Dachshund

On the first day of creation,
God Created the Dachshund.
On the second day of creation,
God created man to serve the dachshund.
On the third day,
God created the animals of earth to serve as entertainment and possible food for the Dachshund.
On the forth day,
God created honest toil so the man could labour for the good of the Dachshund.
On the fifth day,
God created the tennis ball and the squeekie loofa so that the Dachshund might or might not fetch it.
On the sixth day,
God crated Veterinary science to keep the dachshund healthy and the man broke.
On the seventh day,
God wanted to rest, but he had to take the Dachshund out for a walk.

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